I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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