Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm passing your future prison.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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