He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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