Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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