I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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