So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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