this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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