No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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