would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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