theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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