I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
