I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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