ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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