i just wanna soil my oats bro
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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