are you so shy because you have an std?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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