So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
So squirting runs in the family.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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