i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think my vagina is haunted
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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