Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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