No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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