He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
