what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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