What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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