Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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