She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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