Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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