everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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