stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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