Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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