New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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