We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I need water and some morals
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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