we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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