Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
