if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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