Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I need water and some morals
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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