HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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