it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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