hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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