How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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