She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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