I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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