After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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