Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You have to summon your inner elephant
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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