I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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