omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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