Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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