wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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