You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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