Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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