he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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