how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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