I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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