Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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