is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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