So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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